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I’m a top search result for ‘moose poop lamp’

July 15, 2008

WordPress gives me a daily statistics report that includes what keywords people searched to end up on my blog, what posts are read and whether or not you laughed at my stupid jokes.

Just kidding about the laugh statistic. I really don’t know whether or not you grimace or giggle when you read my blog, but the statistics do tell me some other interesting things.

For instance, I’ve had a total of 2,751 page views. Can’t wait to reach 3,000. I’m on my way to being a famous mommy blogger. Also I’m according to my official research, I’m the number 1 Google search result for Moose Poop Lamp, thanks to my Skeeters, Droppings and Decoys post. Apparently other people in the world wide web aren’t writing about these wonderful topics.

As I mentioned in my “things are getting hairy” post this morning, the most popular search keyword for my blog, by far, has to be haircut – which I can’t figure out because there have to millions of pages on haircuts, hair cuts, hair cut images etc. They all end up on Liam’s First Hair Cut post.

Also hippies and face paint is a common search result, which lands them on my Face Paint, Balloons and Hippies, oh my! post.

It can only speculate why someone is searching for “noodle on my fingers”, “mosquito poop”, or “cheerio in nose”. I seriously doubt they found what they were looking for when they landed on my blog. I did have someone from the UK tell me my blog was cool. I also had someone tell me they “didn’t get it,” (the blog). Which was cool too – to be honest, I don’t always get it.

Search

Views

haircut

11

hair cut

6

hippie face painting

5

hippie face paint

3

hair cut images

2

alaska yard care

2

“procession of the species”

2

hippie painting

2

baby hair cut

2

“index of” stacy’s mom

2

why was this day called the 5 of may

2

face paint hippie

2

first perm

2

aunt hair cut

2

moose mousse paint color

2

boys day flag

2

hippies face

1

noodle on my fingers

1

lyrics i wish i were a real alaskan girl

1

kraft mac’n cheese toy’s points

1

2008 tacoma relay for life totals

1

moose face painting

1

paint bedroom purple

1

why we say uncle

1

yellow 5 in mac and cheese cancer

1

solstice sayonara

1

just eating cheerios good?

1

alaska mosquitoes

1

smock on

1

playing this little piggy

1

hippie toys

1

fixing up an old playhouse

1

american idol toys

1

happy birthday jeremy denali

1

nobody noses

1

free how to face paint balloons

1

mother of relay pat flynn

1

moose decoy

1

alaska mosquito state bird

1

alaskan swim beijing olympics

1

painting hippie

1

“haircut”

1

catalytic converter subaru

1

check engine light subaru outback

1

wonderful hair cut

1

mosquito poop

1

cheerio in nose

1

garage sale for a cause

1

face painters olympia wa

1

watermelon pedicure

1

Just for fun, here are the top read posts and pages:

Title

Views

Hummingbird hangout

105

Eating a cheerio ain’t as easy as it loo

87

First Haircut

67

Alaskan Adventure

65

Debut of the new hairdo

64

First foods are fun

53

Fun in the tub

46

Our grand total to fight cancer

36

Grandma Rosalee Visit

33

Face paint, balloons and hippies, oh my!

33

We grew into a Subaru

32

Our Oregonian vacation

30

Surprise! Happy 50th Grandpa Rick

28

Taking a break at the lake

27

Liam, the booger man

26

Four years of marriage – today!

25

Do I smell lemons?

24

School’s out and the livin’ is easy

23

“G” is for glasses, girlfriend . . .and

23

The first cut is the. . .cutest

22

The curse of the cheesy noodle

22

Igloos and other July adventures

21

The laundry helping, no-knee crawling, s

20

For the birds

20

Grateful for grandparents

20

Make way for Boy’s Day, May 5

19

Happy Daddy’s Day Jeremy

18

Liam branches out, climbs first tree

18

Life’s a beach

17

Happy Birthday Jeremy!

17

Picking the perfect birthday hat

15

Just say “uncle” and help is on the way

15

A week of ups and downs

14

American Idol Wannabe

14

Our first weekend in Alaska

14

Skeeters, droppings and decoys

13

North to Alaska

13

Nothing like a good ole friend

13

Novelty of non-toys

12

I heart the Farmer’s Market

12

Too much fun for a wee one. . .

12

Staying clean is harder these days

12

I wish I were a real Alaskan girl. . .

12

Silly rabbit, sticks are for kids and/or

11

Mind-numbing numbers

11

The daily rind – Liam eats watermelon

10

A family walk in the park

10

Wahoo! Our trip to the zoo

10

Garage sale for a good cause

9

We are bookin’ for a cure for cancer. .

9

We devour the shower

9

Spring time, swing time

8

Sayonara purple, hello mousse moose

8

Adios Alaska, Welcome to Washington

8

Brushing one tooth – if it was only alwa

7

Say no to mommy spam

7

Liam ‘Mr. Sand Man’ explores the beach

7

Busy with freelance work, plan to post s

7

Cousins Jeremiah and Annalise are in tow

6

Liam takes to the road, visits Grandma R

6

Nobody ‘nose’ where Liam’s cheerio goes

5

A gale of hail . . in April!

4

Technology, not friendly

4

It’s gonna be a hot one. . .

2

Happy Mother’s Day to me. . .and you

2

One day I will be king of the remote

2

Surprise! Happy 50th Grandpa Rick

2

Snow . . .in April!

1

Oooh, a new ‘do

1

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